We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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