so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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