marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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