Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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