One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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