Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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