There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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