Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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