he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I've blown a few things in my day
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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