i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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