There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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