Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
how drunk are you?
Several
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
