I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my sisters under your porch take her home
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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