normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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