i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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