if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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