i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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