Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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