So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
FUCK WHALES
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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