actually, I'm a sock model
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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