I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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