Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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