Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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