Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
