just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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