That's intense
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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