i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do vagina's smell?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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