No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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