I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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