Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Woke up backwards on a recliner
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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