Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Houston, we have a blender
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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