Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Oh god it's open bar.
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