Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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