I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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