your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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