I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I am available for nakedness
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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