Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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