Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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