Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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