is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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