All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think my mom watched the whole time
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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