So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
