well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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