Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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