Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sext me about skeletons
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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