So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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