It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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