My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Still dying that you shit outside
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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