He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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