That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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