Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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