sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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