D3 body, D1 cock
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize